updated: September 27th, 2006 / Ross Johnson / 2 Comments

My company is real damn it!

I am constantly in situations where I am trying to explain what I do, and it rarely comes off sounding any more professional than “I drawde pictures for the online world web wide!”

It seems many people have also encountered this problem – odd for a field that has lots of potential for success and money. The most common method of battling this is to come up with titles that sound complex and important. Web design for example, is now getting referred to as “New Media” or “User Experience Design”.

So I came up with a quick lists of titles you can give yourself to make your job sound more complex and important than “I create de pages with Microsoft frontpage 2002”

  • Web Design (interface) – Network based Interior Decorator
  • Web Development (backend) – Online foundation development and web construction management
  • Search Engine Optimization – Partner with Google in ranking results management
  • Search Engine Marketing – Effective online Billboard Design and placement
  • Web Application – About to go bankrupt Ala .com bust

Not important enough sounding? How about these…

I am constantly in situations where I am trying to explain what I do, and it rarely comes off sounding any more professional than “I draw de pictures for the online world web wide!”

It seems many people have also encountered this problem – odd for a field that has lots of potential for success and money. The most common method of battling this is to come up with titles that sound complex and important. Web design for example, is now getting referred to as “New Media” or “User Experience Design”.

So I came up with a quick lists of titles you can give yourself to make your job sound more complex and important than “I create de pages with Microsoft frontpage 2002”

  • Web Design (interface) – Visual stimulation and cognitive response designer for worldwide online interfaces
  • Web Development (backend) – Construction and Framework building of the whole Internet
  • Search Engine Optimization – I tell Google who should be #1 in the rankings
  • Search Engine Marketing – Market Keyword strategy and online trend tracking
  • Web Application – I let people share their bookmarks!

NOW YOU ARE IMPORTANT!

Hopefully you are all set now, and sound very important. Before any of these titles you must say “copyright 2006 Ross Johnson Visual stimulation and cognitive response designer for worldwide online interfaces enterprises”

2 thoughts My company is real damn it!

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  2. Thanks for the laugh, I’ll be sure to use some of these next time someone asks me.

    Best Regards,

    Drew

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